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shutupaubrey:

did u finish ur homework? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

did u do the dishes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

did u walk the dog? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

are u listening to me??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

klartie:

fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find

jesus christ dad what the fuck 

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no